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10:14pm August 20, 2014

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

9:28pm August 20, 2014

“A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.”

— from Republic of Thieves, by Scott Lynch (via kammartinez)
8:42pm August 20, 2014

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

5:37pm August 20, 2014

umbralillium:

her-roaring-twenties:

furrdog:

gerardave:

rnanta-ray:

I will never understand cats

such grace

such cat

What even are cats?

HOW DO CATS WORK?

4:51pm August 20, 2014
helpihavedementia:

bolto:

uh no it turns into a fucking fragile molotov cocktail 

LIFEHACK: BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND HOTTER AND HOTTER SEXY AND HOTTER LETS SHUT IT DOWN POUND THE ALARM

helpihavedementia:

bolto:

uh no it turns into a fucking fragile molotov cocktail 

LIFEHACK: BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND HOTTER AND HOTTER SEXY AND HOTTER LETS SHUT IT DOWN POUND THE ALARM

4:04pm August 20, 2014

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

3:19pm August 20, 2014

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or